humour n rock

How do you get a rock guitar player to slow down?
Put some sheet music in front of him!

How is a drum solo like a sneeze?
You know its about to happen, but you can't do anything to prevent it

What did he musician say to the tightrope walker?
You better C# or you'll B flat!

How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
None; they can't get up that high!

What will you find on a drummers music theory exam paper?
Drool!

Why do rock bands need roadies?
To act as interpreters for the drummer

How many traditional folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb? Six... One to change the bulb, and five to complain that it is ELECTRIC and bitch about how much mellower a candle would be!

Play the blues backwards?
The wife returns, your dog comes back to life, and you get out of jail.

If a rock guitarist is drooling from both sides of his mouth, the stage must be level!

How do you get a rock guitar player to slow down?
Put some sheet music in front of him!

bawahhahahahaahahahaah.!!!..

Abbey lets nt keep this thread to humour!! lets make it a bakchodi thread!!!

Kyuki mai aise aise jokes dhund k nahi laa saktaa!!

wat is bakchodi exactly...kaha ye aaya ye shabd ...iska origin kya hai...hume kaise pata chalta hai ki hum bakchodi kar rahe haie....ok let me make a joke...

wat did lil johny say to a famous rockstar ....

ans..i dunno ...i was guessin u knw th ans....!!!!bwahahaha....!!!!!

C, E-flat and G go into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve minors," and E-flat leaves. C and G have an open fifth between them and after a few drinks, G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. D comes into the bar and heads straight for the bathroom saying, "Excuse me, I'll just be a second."

A comes into the bar, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor and sends him out. Then the bartender notices a B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and shouts, "Get out now. You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight."

Next night, E-flat, not easily deflated, comes into the bar in a 3-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender (who used to have a nice corporate job until his company downsized) says: "You're looking pretty sharp tonight. Come on in. This could be a major development." And in fact, E-flat takes off his suit and everything else and stands there au naturel. Eventually, C, who had passed out under the bar the night before, begins to sober up and realizes in horror that he's under a rest.

So, C goes to trial, is convicted of contributing to the diminution of a minor and sentenced to 10 years of DS without Coda at an up scale correctional facility. The conviction is overturned on appeal, however, and C is found innocent of any wrongdoing, even accidental, and that all accusations to the contrary are bassless.

The bartender decides, however, that since he's only had tenor so patrons, the soprano out in the bathroom and everything has become alto much treble, he needs a rest and closes the bar.

i think that will b greek for ppl not knowing music theory

"Hey buddy, how late does the band play?"
"Oh, about a half a beat behind the drummer."

How can you tell when a drummer is at your door?
The knock gets faster.

Whats the best thing to play on a stand up bass?
Solitaire

Why bury guitar players 6 feet under?
Because deep down they're all very nice people..

Bakchodi a.k.a Thass a.k.a wasted, unconsequential talks!!

Nikhil.... bar wala faadu tha..... mazaa aa gaya! kahan se dhoond ke laa raha hai saale!!

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bas talent talent ki baat hai